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They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
This video? It's made of 3,300 pictures, that's 3.3 million words.

The average person reads around 200 words per minute, So that would take about 11 days and 10 hours to read all that.

Thanks to this video, you just saved roughly 11 days and 10 hours

That's our whole thing: do our best to save time, so we can do something that actually matters (unlike the system, which seems built to waste it).

But if you do feel like reading don't worry, we've got you covered. There's plenty waiting in the Manifesto and the White Paper.

Here is the deal

True industrial progress, from machinery and automation to AI,
should give us more freedom, not less.
It should allow us to retire earlier, to live fuller lives.

Instead, as technology advances,
governments are raising the retirement age.

The so-called "progress" sold to us by politicians and insiders,
the ones pulling the strings of our pension funds,
is nothing but global manipulation.

Pension systems like the 401(k) and others around the world
were never built to set us free.
They were built to keep us working, paying, and waiting…
while the system and those running it quietly extract every ounce of value from our labor.

Our Revolution: 401jK

We reject this fraud. We believe in retiring sooner, not later.
We believe in using the tools of our age…
blockchain, memes, and collective action,
to disconnect from the illusion we were forced to accept.

Everything is a joke… and now, we're laughing back.
Laughter is good for the soul.
Welcome to 401jK.

To Millennials, Gen X, Gen Z and Gen Alpha

We were sold a dream: grind for decades, stash your earnings in a "safe" 401(k), and retire in peace.

In a world of financial chaos, broken promises, market rug pulls,
wars we don't want to be part of…
we've reached the punchline: 401jk… just kidding.

The American Dream has aged like milk,
has been chewed up and spit out,
and is now being marketed through late stage capitalism to the entire world.

The institutions that claimed to protect us? They were just bluffing.
The majority of politicians who claim to be representing us,
only have their selfish interests at the forefront of their agendas.

The $12 trillion USD 401k retirement system has the majority of people
who have grinded the 9–5, worked overtime, dedicated their entire lives to a craft
still working even when it's time to access their 401k
when their knees and backs are breaking at the age of 70.

The concept of the blockchain and cryptocurrency that was born from cypherpunk ideologies
is being usurped by the very people the cypherpunks despised.
The behind the scenes mass centralization of bitcoin, ethereum and other cryptocurrencies
has started to benefit mainly now the hedge fund managers, already rich insiders, and politicians.

The joke's been on us, until now.

Through cypherpunk and meme fueled laser focus
we are here to be one step ahead of the madness, the chaos,
and the attempts to keep the normal person hooked to the chains and bars
of the regimented life and rules our environment has set up for us.

Just like Satoshi flipped the script post-2008,
we're flipping the bird to traditional finance in 2025.
Every "Roth IRAhhhhh!" we scream is a war cry,
a mix of existential dread and satirical truth.
Irony is now our resistance. Humor is our shield.
Full awareness and our ability to seek "alpha" and show it others is our weapon.

We live in a time when the word "retirement" sounds like an inside joke we weren't let in on.
"Investments"? A coin toss at best.
The system expects us to play a rigged game and clap when we lose.
But instead, we meme it. We mock it. We move on, with eyes open and wallets decentralized.

Imagine a community where true retirement, or as we like to call it "freedom"
is achieved by those who have banded together with a promise to each other
to focus on the things that make the world around them a better place.
Unhook from the chains and focus on creating, not using or destroying.
True freedom allows you to full heartedly devote to this.

401jk is an awakening.
It's the banner we wave while we build a new reality
where financial freedom isn't just for the boomers who got in early.
We laugh, not because it's funny, but because it's real,
and laughing is how we stay sane.

The collapse is here. The illusion is gone.
Retirement is a concept in itself that keeps us hooked mentally to the old way of thinking.
It is total freedom we desire.

The system lied. We Meme. We Laugh. We HODL. We Moon.
We seek to create change, grow, and repeat the process……
and flex a little bit in the process too 😉 😈

Welcome to the era of 401jk.
The meme retirement (freedom) fund.
Ever present, constantly improving, always laughing just like our community.

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Learn about the technology and vision behind 401jK.

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How to Buy $401jk

Step 1: Install Phantom Wallet

Download the Phantom wallet from the official website or your mobile app store. Create a new wallet and securely write down your seed phrase on paper, then store it in a safe place — and never, ever, ever share it with anyone!

Get Phantom →

Step 2: Buy SOL in Phantom

Open Phantom wallet and click the "Buy" button. You can purchase SOL directly with a credit/debit card through MoonPay or other providers. Buy enough SOL to cover your $401jk purchase plus transaction fees.

💡 Tip: Keep at least 0.05 SOL extra for transaction fees

Step 3: Find the REAL $401JK

IMPORTANT: There may be fake tokens! Only use our official contract address. In Phantom, click the swap button and paste this exact contract address:

Cz7LGKdZPpAxonXx23ZYPW3RtDQvjcf17ZDCZEzFpump

⚠️ NEVER search by name "401jk" - scammers create fake tokens! ALWAYS paste the contract address above.

Step 4: Swap SOL for $401jk

After pasting the contract address, the real $401JK token will appear. Enter the amount of SOL you want to swap, review the transaction details, and click "Swap". Confirm the transaction in your wallet.

✅ The token should show as "$401JK" after entering the contract address

Step 5: Welcome to the Revolution!

Congratulations! You're now part of the $401JK movement. Your tokens will appear in your Phantom wallet. Welcome to the future of retirement!

Indeed

Disclaimer:

401jK is a meme coin built on the Solana blockchain. It has no intrinsic value and is meant purely for entertainment purposes. Do not invest more than you are comfortable losing. Nothing on this page, in our posts, or in related materials constitutes financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research before making any financial decisions.

(Your retirement is still a joke though.)

How to Buy

Contract Address

Cz7LGKdZPpAxonXx23ZYPW3RtDQvjcf17ZDCZEzFpump

Ticker

401jk

Blockchain

Solana

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

Disclaimer:

401jK is a meme coin built on the Solana blockchain. It has no intrinsic value and is meant purely for entertainment purposes. Do not invest more than you are comfortable losing. Nothing on this page, in our posts, or in related materials constitutes financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research before making any financial decisions.

(Your retirement is still a joke though.)